omarsaifsunny asked:


The headless chicken!!!
http://www.enewsdigest.com/jan06/pg7.html
is there a video footage available of the headless chicken? I want to see it move for real without the head!

Jane

suck my penguin asked:


Anderson has potential but dus’nt seem anything like becuming anuva Scholesy in the making dus he, well not that i’ve seen anyway, maybe he’ll come along way like Fabregas did at Arsenal wen the pressure was on 2 replace Patrick Viera, but wat i’ve seen so far, no, i’m not that convinced he shud be the long-term replacement 4 Scholes, so Anderson is my biggest ‘not sure’ out of the three, Nani is almost the same but I feel we may have seen all of him wiv his ‘Ronaldo wannabe trix’ which never pay off so i’ve pretty much made my mind up on him…..we cud do better, and then u have Park? WTF? people go on and on and on about his bluddy commitment, yeah he runz round like a flamin headless chicken…..so wat? dus’nt make him Ronaldo dus it? just becus sum1 runz round and chases the ball all day long dus’nt mean he’s any gud at football, full stop!!! If he actually won the ball back evrytime he lost it then I cud see wat the hype was all about. Anuva thing is wen dus he ever score? wen dus he ever create goals? and wen he dribbles in and out of defenders how many times is he ever successful? do u ever see him actually get past the first defender and thru on 2 goal? people, we can do better than Park….surely? I think he’s an embarressment 2 the badge!!!!!
leave the underdogs for teams like Everton and Villa 2 do the experimenting with, not United….we need a strong squad, not half a squad!!!
Alex finally I get sum1 who answers sincerely, I oike it, u obviously know ur footie unless sum of these biased idiots on here!!!

Anita

thatman227 asked:


patrick wasn’t your everyday average kid he used to get beat, knocked off his feet, its true that he did get made fun of, cuz he was fat, yo what the **** is up with that? values beliefs and customs, thrown out the window, they say **** ‘em fat pat got back, up and decided its time someone gave a ****

singin’ why do you do the things you
do it’ll hurt me, it’ll hurt you
why do you do the things you do

patrick, well he retaliated, he got up in those thugs faces not anymore, am i going to stand only to be shoved out the door i’m here to fight its my god given right, ill **** you up and send you outt the door, to go home and be with her, **** i dont care she a whore, so much i know, so much to show, you put the scars on my body like it was your ****** hobby, ima put the scars on your soul, blow after ******* blow, ***** now you will know.

singin’ why do you do the things you do
it’ll hurt me, it’ll hurt you
why do you do the things you do

but he couldn’t handle it, he just kept beatin and punchin and kickin an makin em bleed,like a headless chicken cries out, now its time that you see what you did to me are you happy? are you happy? guess what g, now ima go **** up your pappy oh i can see that don’t make you happy, your a joke, a ******* flea, a disgrace to everyone and me, ***** im just gonna let you die, leave you be

singin’ why do you do the things you do
it’ll hurt me, it’ll hurt you
why do you do the things you

do patrick had gone to far, he ****** with the wrong man as he walked back to his car he fell hit the ground, now hands bound, blood on his face he looks like a clown what the **** is goin down? don’t you see, he killed a gang member, so now he has a bounty everyone knows about in the county life flashes before his eyes he sees the white light and knows this is his demise his wife and baby in his eye, gun to his face just another story of wrong person wrong place. but naw, **** that heres the fact he died that night, standin up for what was right, he may have lost the battle but he won the fight.

singin’ why do you do the things you do
it’ll hurt me, it’ll hurt you
why do you do the things you do
X2

Douglas

Tonya Montana asked:


Help – I’m freaking out right now!!

I turned in an essay recently for a philosophy class in Uni, and the teacher emailed me saying my paper had a 91% match to someone else’s!!

I swear on my life, my family’s life, my dog’s life, on the God or lack thereof that I did NOT plagiarize or even looked at anyone’s paper. I thought of everything myself! The teacher says there was also web coding/pasting on my paper, too.

The copying/pasting is because I’ve been emailing myself bits and pieces of my paper & pasting it onto various computers at school, work, home, etc. to finish my paper as I went along (especially at home, where I had to copy/paste the whole text rather than download b/c I have AOL at home & it won’t let me download).

I think I also submitted an earlier draft on Turnitin and then I re-submitted with a version complying with the length limits.

I really, REALLY don’t want to flunk out or be expelled for this. I’m just so afraid that since I’ve been saving to various school desktops that someone saw the title of the paper & got to the submission button before I did.

What can I do?? I feel like a headless (or soon to be headless) chicken running around right now. And from now on, if I’m saving my work while at school, I’m using a USB plug (which I’ve never used before). *sigh*
I used free plagiarism checkers on the internet that relied on book & Google searches and the like, and I came out in the clear, so someone in the class, a classmate’s (or maybe even MY) paper was a match to mine.
Let me make myself a little clearer:

I didn’t use any programs except my Yahoo Email & Microsoft Word. What I mean by copy and pasting is that I’d copy and paste the work I’ve done that I’ve emailed to myself to Microsoft Word at school, work, or wherever I want to finsih where I left off. Then I paste the work I’ve already done and emailed myself onto Word and continue working on my paper, then when I’m done, I copy and paste all the text, email it to myself and so forth. (I prefer uploading the file on Yahoo to email myself my attachment, but then I won’t be able to download it if I’m at home b/c of AOL)

Earl

grace.schlumpf asked:


Recently I’ve had some really weird dreams, granted, I rarely have dreams, and when I do they’re usually a bit strange, but they never bother me like this.
I have alice in wonderland like dreams, if I have them at all. Just trippy like that, but they usually don’t get to me like these latest ones have.
I had one about getting kidnapped, and another about having a little brother, who had a friend, who was a ghost, who got cut in half by a train, who turned into a headless manniquen once he was dead then my dad went missing and my mom was an oiled up boobjob barbie and i got a sandwich at a newspaper stand…
I dont get it, these dreams shouldn’t have rattled me, but they did.
And I’m so freakin paranoid at night, I’m always scared that someone, or something is in the house, even though I know its ridiculous.
I just have a majorly over active imagination and it usually takes me 1 or 2 hours to fall asleep.
I’ll just be lying there and I always feel like something is in the room.
I’m also deathly afraid of roaches and we’ve killed a few in the house in the past week or two.
I just cant sleep, I end up crashing at like 3 or 4 in the morning and waking up at 2 the next afternoon.
I need to fix this quick! I’ve got school coming up in 25 days!
And for the past week or so, I’ll be really hungry, and i’ll take two bites of dinner, and I’ll be full.
And I know I dont have an eating disorder, because I KNOW i’m not fat.
Thing is, I’m a simple foods kind of girl, and my stepmom likes to make all these weird dinners, chicken pasta and pesto, chicken fetuchinii alfredo and stuff like that. With a bunch of extra seasonings and weird cheeses and like white wine marinara sauce.
But I like spaghetti. Just throw some noodles in the pot and dump some plain old generic red sauce in there and eat it.
I like pizza. I like Ramen. I like plain easy, simple foods.
So for the past couple nights, I just havent had any appetite. But tonight, we went to CiCi’s and I ate half a pizza.
What’s going on?
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I’ve got a doctors appointment for my overactive imagination, which my family and I believe to be anxiety, and my inability to sleep. But what can I do to help until then?

Vicki

Susie B asked:


Yesterday morning I went out to feed the chickens and I noticed that there was a dead one, well its head was gone and it was one of our polish hen’s black and white. Then this morning I look out the window and see another one dead, go out look and its a headless polish hen black and white. We live in AZ and we don’t have foxes. Our chicken pen has a fence around it and they have a coop that they sleep it. It has huge trees so its hard for a owl swoop in, I think it is a person but i wanted to ask you all if you had any ideas and see if you all think its a animal. Also what can I do to keep things out?

Howard

Mad_dawg asked:


Are there any other chickens that have lived for over 1 month without their head? please provide links as i am trying to prove my teacher that i am right and he is wrong.

Joseph

EM asked:


I have been in my new job for about a month now (in reception at a local motel)…I’m really starting to dislike it…Its a lot of work and I just feel like a headless chicken and I just seem to be doing everything and getting no where…I worked the last 3 weeks straight and only had 2 days off…I don’t even get weekends and I’m just starting to burn out and starting to feel myself not caring about the job any more because I’m just too tired to be worrying about even losing the job…I work by a roster work the day then part of the afternoon off then the next day I do afternoon and nights till 9pm however by the time I get home, eat, shower and try and relax its 11pm and then I have to get back up at 5.30am to go back to work…I’m so over it all…I was wondering should I start finding something that I enjoy or just put up with this job that I’m in?? Its good money but there is a limit to how much money you can make before you burn out…

Ricardo

м ι s т ι z α Sinister meow-meow asked:


I was cooking.. and I forgot it.. and when I came back, the oil was smoking. So I stupidly put the lid ontop of it, was on my way to carrying it outside and the lid went BOOM!!! And it flew upwards, and the oil caught on fire.

So there I bloody am with a pot on fire, I chuck it in the sink and it starts flaming up… There I am screaming and running in circles like a headless chicken while the flames are licking the walls. (Luckily the walls are fine)

And then it hit me.. I watched a show a few years back that when that happens, to dampen a tea towel/cloth and chuck it over the top of it! So I did!

AND IT WORKED!!

So.. Question: Has anyone ever been in a similar kind of situation and saved themselves by remembering what to do in certain dangerous situations?
I don’t think I’ll ever cook again =(
It has seriously scarred me for life.. The kitchen is trying to kill me.

Funny that because I almost got hit by a bloody car today as well.

And for the superstitious, we had a draw at college today and I pulled out a number that had the number 666 in it. It was like.. 4572666 or something. Scary, huh?
*sigh*… I got all shakey and started crying like a little girl. =(

Marcus

♥philip♥ asked:


1) run away like a headless chicken
2)fight it with ya bare hands
3) go swimming because zombies cant swim (i think)
4)something else

Heather